Of course I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew. I looked with a grimace at the questionable meal Lois had placed in front of me.
Peter: "I walked into the kitchen and sat down at the table. Whoop, found the fire door.īrian: Remember that time you narrated your own life? Found the emergency exit.īlack teacher: (says something about African American history) 'bout time for me to be hittin' the old "dusty trail". Actually, come to think of it, I think Connie Chung might have been filling in for him that night. Peter: Oh yeah I remember that, and all those seals died. That ain't how it happened! Some brother just fell in the ocean. Peter Griffin: Sounds like you got some more competition at next year's Special People's Games. Joe Swanson: Ironically, when I fell on him I severed his spine. Peter Griffin: So what happened to the guy that stole the money? Ha ha ha! That's a little nautical humor. Stewie: Imbecile! Freeze it then cut it! If you question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail and I'll promise you I won't make it easy for you.ĭaggermouth: Perhaps I can offer you a glass of port. To tell you the truth, we're all a little uncomfortable being waited on. NOT ONE PERSON HERE THINKS POWER IS SEXY.
Peter: If you could be with one chick, who would you choose?Ĭleveland: OH, SO NO ONE HERE THINKS POWER IS SEXY. Peter: Oh it's quite alright, I've grown tired of living. Stewie: Oh yes, I've often fantasized about what this house would be like with more culture. Worker: "Yeah well that badass just gave half his paycheck to orphans. Kenneth: "No, and if you come any closer I'll slice you" Even Kenneth the badass mail clerk with a heart of gold" Peter: "The new owners gave everyone raises. Quagmire: So, were you, like, in an accident, or what? Rock-man: Well, at these prices, I'm not surprised. Peter(as bartender-umpire): Say! We don't get many of you molten-rock men in here. Peter: If we don't get enough airtime, I'll never get my own spin-off where I'm a retired baseball umpire who opens a bar.
(flashback to house being a giant puppet) The last time you left dad alone, he turned the house into a giant puppet.
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